First Bulletin [Voice]

[a3stepnpc]

Hello all pawns. It's a little late, but welcome to our little Paradise made just for you~<3 I'm Stride and will be one of your friendly hosts while you're here.

Now, I'm sure that the few of you here have any number of things to say and I'm in a listening mood so hit me. I'll even take requests into consideration. Just no requests to go home. I didn't bring you here so sending you home would be a breech of rules.

Oh, before I forget, check your mailboxes in a day or two. You'll find your personalized gate access cards to enter and leave the city as you please. <3

Comments

[replicaisofon]

Still, you'd think there'd be a way to get a god or someone to do a favor, isn't there?

[a3stepnpc]

Naturally, and some are easier than others.

[replicaisofon]

...can I ask ho you can do that, or are we gonna have to figure it out on our own?

[a3stepnpc]

You could ask, but I can only speak for me.

[replicaisofon]

...all right, may I ask, then?

[a3stepnpc]

You may. Were you hoping for a bargain?

My vice is mortal food and entertainment devices. Despite being so short-lived, mortals have created many interesting dishes and toys without our help. They fascinate me.

[replicaisofon]

Uh... I'm not even sure yet.

Oh, food and fontech... that doesn't seem too bad, actually. You'd get along with Guy, I think.

[a3stepnpc]

Fontech is your world's technology. It sounds interesting but simpler things are more my pace,

[replicaisofon]

...I doubt there's anything simpler than fontech, though.

[a3stepnpc]

...Ever seen a yo-yo?

[replicaisofon]

...wait, I thought that was a children's toy!

[a3stepnpc]

I told you I'm fond of some of the simpler things.

[replicaisofon]

I see... huh.

That's actually kind of cool.

[a3stepnpc]

Glad you think so.

[replicaisofon]

Hmmmm...

[Luke sighs.]

Is there even any way for us to get out?

[a3stepnpc]

That is entirely up to your own gods, my dear Luke.

[replicaisofon]

Whaaaaaat. That's not cool at all!

[a3stepnpc]

A game needs rules.

[replicaisofon]

...that wasn't what I meant, but never mind.

How will we know our job here's done?

[a3stepnpc]

You'll be sent home of course~<3

[replicaisofon]

...it sounds like there's a lot of stuff to remember for this place.

[a3stepnpc]

No there isn't. You play by doing what you do.

[replicaisofon]

But only as long as it abides to your rules.

[a3stepnpc]

Do you know the rules?

[replicaisofon]

...not nearly all of them, I think.