Highschool Never Ends

[a3stepnpc]

Characters: EVERYONE
When: Sunday 9/11 thru Saturday 9/17
Where: Everywhere around "campus"
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: Just an open log for the event

For this it might be best to put the day/approximate time so other players can tag knowing when what's happening where.That aside, go for what you know. Feel free to post different threads for the same character at different points of the week too.

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And this marks the day that Sniper started feeling small and inadequate...

[bye_to_yer_head]

He arches an eyebrow at her as he pours his coffee. "I guess. If your goal is to be able t' bench press the lab tables or something."

He doesn't need big muscles. Just giant kidneys.

Don't worry she can't pick up Sasha, it's too awkward.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's easy. Give me something more difficult to bench press, please." The way she made it sound seemed like she wasn't joking. Watching him pour the coffee, she stuck her tongue out again in disgust.

You keep telling yourself that, Sniper. Yes, you must know that every lady wants a man who can piss all day long into jars.

And she'd be 10 kinds of dead.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"Why exactly would you want t'?" He ignores her look of disgust. Cup number 19 tastes even better than number 18 did.

His gun doesn't mind, and that's what really matters.

SEW ROMANTICZZZZ

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"I thought it'd be fun. Besides, if I don't maintain my muscles they'll get all flabby and weak. How will I carry a flamethrower around then?"

And dear God, slow down on that coffee before you hurt yourself.

Rummaging through her food, Pyro seemed to be looking for something in particular. "You can't just drink that stuff." Finally, here eyes came upon a small bento box. Pushing it over to him, she urged him to open it by giving a wave of both her hands in his direction.

Inside he would find octopus sausages, rice, eggs, vegetables cut into cute patterns (mainly ones that looked like her brain slug and fire flames) and fried tempura made out of fish.

Sniper / Gun. OTP.

[bye_to_yer_head]

He can drink coffee indefinitely. It's his superpower.

"You thought it'd be fun." Really, his face says it all here. "I can't see you bein' so flabby you couldn't pick up that canister 'f death."

He eyed the box and hesitantly opened the thing. He was less than pleased with what he found. "You should eat this. It looks marginally healthy." At least he THINKS they might be vegetables.

So true. 8D I sort of want to app. Saxton Hale just to troll Sniper....

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Did he learn that from Saxton Hale?

When he said that, it sounded like a compliment to her. Smiling while her head bounced back and forth, Pyro look quite satisfied with herself.

"No. It's for you. I didn't want you drinking toilet water coffee all day long. You need to eat."

Look Sniper, a girl made you a bento. Of course, you're not Japanese so you won't know what that means but you will HURT HER FEELINGS FOREVER if you do not start eating it. Pyro might not be the best cook in the world, but it should be edible enough.

Snipes would attempt to hide. Saxton Hale is TOO Australian, makes him feel inadequate.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"What exactly is this?" He picked up a piece of something that might be carrot with his fingers. Good luck getting him to ever use chopsticks.

ROFL. Awww poor Sniper. At least everyone thinks you're moar sexy then he is. xD;

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[She decided not to use Japanese words that would be lost on someone like him. Medic had enough of challenge with the whole Sensei thing.]

It's a lunchbox, Japanese style. That's the kind of stuff I ate back home when I was in school myself.

[Which wasn't too long ago, come to think of it.]

I should hope so. Hale's chest hair is pretty frighting.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"You packed me a lunch?" He raised an eyebrow at her but decided to go ahead and eat the damn thing just to make her stop harassing him about it.

At least the vegetables tasted like vegetables.

STOP TSUNING PYRO

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"I didn't do it because I was thinking of you." Crossing her arms over her chest, she looked away. "I did it because I was bored." Jeez, why couldn't someone just accept food and shut-up?

With her left eye twitching slightly, she pondered if she could ever fatten Sniper up. She didn't know why, but something about him made her want to be motherly towards him. Sniper wasn't cute though and he certainly was no Jell-O.

D'awwww

[bye_to_yer_head]

"Why does part of this look like it's going t' crawl away?" He was talking about the octopus. The tempura actually looked relatively appetizing so he was saving that for last.

tsun tsun tsuning

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"It won't. It's just sausage." Dammit, she shouldn't of made it like she did back home. "It's supposed to be cute looking." Somehow, anything cute seemed lost on any mercenary except a Pyro.

"Just... eat it, alright?" And while you're at it, stop making her feel strange!

These two are so damn cute.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"If you say so." He scarfed it down anyway. It didn't taste horrible, but it wasn't exactly good either. He didn't exactly see the appeal of making food look cute but Pyro was strange anyway, this was just another added layer of weird.

There. He ate food. Are you happy now Pyro?

ffff KIND OF SHIPPING THIS. xD

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Scratching her cheek, she watched him eat until the food was completely finished. Now, if Pyro could remember when she didn't wear a gas mask staring at someone for long a period of time would be considered creepy/weird, she would of stopped already.

"See, you're not dead. It's.. fine." She was very happy, more happy then she lead on. Pyro didn't make food for just anybody. Especially when she had Engineer around the house to cook her all those delicious Southern foods.

Adorable + Grouchy = D'awwwww

[bye_to_yer_head]

He fought the urge to shift uncomfortably under her stare, instead choosing to stare down into his coffee mug.

"Not unless you're tryin' t' poison me. In which case you'll 'ave t' start cleanin' up yer own messes." He didn't actually think she would poison him, or he never would have eaten that.

IT IS. >3 Grouchy Sniper, Pyro wants to take you home and feed you moar. But you'll just >I her

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"That's the last thing I would think of doing. If I was going to kill someone, I'd do it in a much more interesting way." Shrugging her shoulders, she sighed. "Poison is overdone." Yes, and fire wasn't.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"Seems more Medic's style. What with the food he has in th' cafeteria." He'd actually prefer being poisoned over being lit on fire if he got a choice.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"You've got to be pretty desperate to eat that stuff." Yet she went in there everyday and took huge portions on top of her stuff she brought from home. One of a Pyro's hidden abilities was a bottomless pit for a stomach.

There is food he'll eat. It's just not a lot of things.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"I've seen you eat it. 'ave a death wish?"

No, he's not concerned. At all.

He'd probably eat cigs.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"... I don't eat it." She's the worst liar in the world. Excuse her, but she doesn't want to seem like a bigger fatty then she already is.

"Maybe you're mistaking me with someone else?"

Maybe if he was starving he would. But not on purpose.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"Hn. If you say so."

Enjoy that disbelieving look as he sips his coffee.

Ahahahaha. XD;;; sup im actin five here.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

She'll have a furious fit and start blushing. Dammit, she wanted to smack that coffee out of his hand.

"I... I do!" Puffing out her cheeks, she pouted.

Don't make him put you in a locker for time out.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"An' what's that look supposed t' mean?" No he's not smirking. Of course not.

Except where he totally is.

Only way she knows how to express herself

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[This is the moment you might want to wipe that smirk off your face. There is a giant fist coming your way, trying to to hit you on your cheek.]

Violence isn't love Pyro.

[bye_to_yer_head]

At least he had put his coffee down before he got hit in the face. Caught completely off guard she actually manages to knock him and his chair over.

Pyro will be happy to know he's not smirking anymore. "Th' hell was that for?" He detangled his long legs from the rungs of the chair and reached over to retrieve his hat that had rolled away.