Highschool Never Ends

[a3stepnpc]

Characters: EVERYONE
When: Sunday 9/11 thru Saturday 9/17
Where: Everywhere around "campus"
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: Just an open log for the event

For this it might be best to put the day/approximate time so other players can tag knowing when what's happening where.That aside, go for what you know. Feel free to post different threads for the same character at different points of the week too.

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I adore you.

[bye_to_yer_head]

He watched the towering pile of food wobble towards a table with his patented glare.

"It's good fer you. You should try it instead of all that rubbish you normally eat."

He gestured with his mug (#1 Janitor) at the pile all over the table.

I...I try? XD;;;

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"Coffee isn't good for you. It's the bad tasting version of soda." Don't try to argue with her young old man.

Opening her box of bacon, she stuck a piece in her mouth and chewed like a rabbit would nibble on a carrot before continuing on to something as equally disgusting.

"You can't get big and strong if you don't eat like I do!"

[bye_to_yer_head]

"It's nothin' loike that swill you drink."

He grimaced at her strange love of bacon and chocolate and all kinds of things he probably wouldn't eat.

"I'm not plannin' on it."

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"Only old bitter people like my parents drink that stuff. I guess it's because it taste the same way they feel." Laughing, she shoved a chocolate chip cookie half way in her mouth before talking.

"Mnnndd bsshides, ifftt makhhss yeerf tefffth yellaow!"

[bye_to_yer_head]

"I'm not old or bitter." So some of that isn't quite true, but he's not about to admit that to Pyro.

"My teeth are jus' foine. I'm more concerned about th' health of yours considerin' your basically eatin' sugar with a spoon over there."

Put the mask back on, you speak better with that then with food in your mouth.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"Yerr olffhh anddff youfff smeellll fufvvy!"

As she continued to chow down, she chuckled.

"Nuh-uh, I'fff plenfty helfffthy! Toush muh arrfms! Ther're bigfer thven yers!"

Rofl.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"I'm noit that old." He glowers and gets up to refill his mug. "Just because yer bigger than I am doesn't mean you're any better."

Pyro likes to show off her invisible penis a lot. I guess thats what it's called. ROFL.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Finishing her first set of junk, she pushed the bags to the side and spoke with an empty mouth defensively.

"I'm not big in bad ways, I'm big in good ways." Sticking her chest out proudly Not that she has any., Pyro flexed her arms to show off her bulging biceps. "See, it all goes there."

... and other places--but you shouldn't mention them.

And this marks the day that Sniper started feeling small and inadequate...

[bye_to_yer_head]

He arches an eyebrow at her as he pours his coffee. "I guess. If your goal is to be able t' bench press the lab tables or something."

He doesn't need big muscles. Just giant kidneys.

Don't worry she can't pick up Sasha, it's too awkward.

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's easy. Give me something more difficult to bench press, please." The way she made it sound seemed like she wasn't joking. Watching him pour the coffee, she stuck her tongue out again in disgust.

You keep telling yourself that, Sniper. Yes, you must know that every lady wants a man who can piss all day long into jars.

And she'd be 10 kinds of dead.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"Why exactly would you want t'?" He ignores her look of disgust. Cup number 19 tastes even better than number 18 did.

His gun doesn't mind, and that's what really matters.

SEW ROMANTICZZZZ

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"I thought it'd be fun. Besides, if I don't maintain my muscles they'll get all flabby and weak. How will I carry a flamethrower around then?"

And dear God, slow down on that coffee before you hurt yourself.

Rummaging through her food, Pyro seemed to be looking for something in particular. "You can't just drink that stuff." Finally, here eyes came upon a small bento box. Pushing it over to him, she urged him to open it by giving a wave of both her hands in his direction.

Inside he would find octopus sausages, rice, eggs, vegetables cut into cute patterns (mainly ones that looked like her brain slug and fire flames) and fried tempura made out of fish.

Sniper / Gun. OTP.

[bye_to_yer_head]

He can drink coffee indefinitely. It's his superpower.

"You thought it'd be fun." Really, his face says it all here. "I can't see you bein' so flabby you couldn't pick up that canister 'f death."

He eyed the box and hesitantly opened the thing. He was less than pleased with what he found. "You should eat this. It looks marginally healthy." At least he THINKS they might be vegetables.

So true. 8D I sort of want to app. Saxton Hale just to troll Sniper....

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Did he learn that from Saxton Hale?

When he said that, it sounded like a compliment to her. Smiling while her head bounced back and forth, Pyro look quite satisfied with herself.

"No. It's for you. I didn't want you drinking toilet water coffee all day long. You need to eat."

Look Sniper, a girl made you a bento. Of course, you're not Japanese so you won't know what that means but you will HURT HER FEELINGS FOREVER if you do not start eating it. Pyro might not be the best cook in the world, but it should be edible enough.

Snipes would attempt to hide. Saxton Hale is TOO Australian, makes him feel inadequate.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"What exactly is this?" He picked up a piece of something that might be carrot with his fingers. Good luck getting him to ever use chopsticks.

ROFL. Awww poor Sniper. At least everyone thinks you're moar sexy then he is. xD;

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

[She decided not to use Japanese words that would be lost on someone like him. Medic had enough of challenge with the whole Sensei thing.]

It's a lunchbox, Japanese style. That's the kind of stuff I ate back home when I was in school myself.

[Which wasn't too long ago, come to think of it.]

I should hope so. Hale's chest hair is pretty frighting.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"You packed me a lunch?" He raised an eyebrow at her but decided to go ahead and eat the damn thing just to make her stop harassing him about it.

At least the vegetables tasted like vegetables.

STOP TSUNING PYRO

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"I didn't do it because I was thinking of you." Crossing her arms over her chest, she looked away. "I did it because I was bored." Jeez, why couldn't someone just accept food and shut-up?

With her left eye twitching slightly, she pondered if she could ever fatten Sniper up. She didn't know why, but something about him made her want to be motherly towards him. Sniper wasn't cute though and he certainly was no Jell-O.

D'awwww

[bye_to_yer_head]

"Why does part of this look like it's going t' crawl away?" He was talking about the octopus. The tempura actually looked relatively appetizing so he was saving that for last.

tsun tsun tsuning

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"It won't. It's just sausage." Dammit, she shouldn't of made it like she did back home. "It's supposed to be cute looking." Somehow, anything cute seemed lost on any mercenary except a Pyro.

"Just... eat it, alright?" And while you're at it, stop making her feel strange!

These two are so damn cute.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"If you say so." He scarfed it down anyway. It didn't taste horrible, but it wasn't exactly good either. He didn't exactly see the appeal of making food look cute but Pyro was strange anyway, this was just another added layer of weird.

There. He ate food. Are you happy now Pyro?

ffff KIND OF SHIPPING THIS. xD

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

Scratching her cheek, she watched him eat until the food was completely finished. Now, if Pyro could remember when she didn't wear a gas mask staring at someone for long a period of time would be considered creepy/weird, she would of stopped already.

"See, you're not dead. It's.. fine." She was very happy, more happy then she lead on. Pyro didn't make food for just anybody. Especially when she had Engineer around the house to cook her all those delicious Southern foods.

Adorable + Grouchy = D'awwwww

[bye_to_yer_head]

He fought the urge to shift uncomfortably under her stare, instead choosing to stare down into his coffee mug.

"Not unless you're tryin' t' poison me. In which case you'll 'ave t' start cleanin' up yer own messes." He didn't actually think she would poison him, or he never would have eaten that.

IT IS. >3 Grouchy Sniper, Pyro wants to take you home and feed you moar. But you'll just >I her

[notintehkitchen.livejournal.com]

"That's the last thing I would think of doing. If I was going to kill someone, I'd do it in a much more interesting way." Shrugging her shoulders, she sighed. "Poison is overdone." Yes, and fire wasn't.

[bye_to_yer_head]

"Seems more Medic's style. What with the food he has in th' cafeteria." He'd actually prefer being poisoned over being lit on fire if he got a choice.